The Star Trek movie won’t be out until May 2015 or something, but J.J. Abrams has released some photos to … I don’t know … torture everybody I guess. Enjoy!
Chekhov, Kirk, Scotty, Bones, Sulu, and Uhura
… and of course, Spock, who apparently is pissed at the photographer for not including him in that first photo. Either that, or he’s practicing his Vulcan neck pinch?
Kirk: “Bones … I … can’t remember … what I … did … with my … gold … shirt.”
Bones: “Dammit, Jim, can’t you see I’m smell-the-fart acting?”
Yeah, that can’t possibly be a good guy, right? (Also smell-the-fart acting.)
This is one of those situations where AAA would definitely come in handy.
Don’t get too excited. That’s not the Enterprise. It’s the U.S.S. Kelvin.
And it seems to be having a bad day.