BSG – A Day in the Life & Dirty Hands

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Sorry, I got a bit behind last week. So to make up for it, I’ve written another song parody — this one based, appropriately enough, on The Beatles’ A Day in the Life. It sums up the events of the last two episodes. Please to enjoy!

I read a book today, oh boy
About a plucky lad from Aerelon.
He didn’t like life on a farm,
And so he made a choice —
He had to change his voice.

When he got older, he left home,
And met a slinky blonde on Caprica.
He helped the Cylons blow it up
Because he liked the sex,
And now he isn’t really sure
If Six is live or Memorex …

He’d love to turn … you … on.

I saw a film today, oh boy
About an admiral who left his wife.
He cries about it once a year,
But I just had to laugh —
I saw the photograph …

He’d love to bang … La … Roz.

Woke up, got outta bed,
Dragged a comb across my head,
Kissed my one baby son and argued with the wife —
Sometimes I wish that I had another life.

Overworked, and underpaid,
(What a mess those Toasters made.)
Found my way downstairs to a busted airlock,
Where me and my wife got ejected into space.

Ahhh-ah-ah-ah …

I read the news today, oh boy
A Raptor almost killed the President.
And though she managed not to die,
She’s asking Xeno why —
But he is pissed and threatening
To stop the Tylium supply …

We’ve got to un-ion-ize!