Making your way in the Fleet today takes everything you’ve got.
Taking a break from all those Toasters, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away? …
Tying a noose just to find out if you’re one of the Final Five.
You wake up gooey, but then get sad, cuz you’re really still alive.
Wouldn’t you like to be a Cylon?
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your shame,
And they’re always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see, the Boomers aren’t all the same,
You wanna be where everybody knows your shame.
Singing the blues when your spouse leaves you is no way to live a life.
Lots more fun to shoot down Raiders than be a husband or a wife.
Time to get a new tattoo …
The airlock threats get kind of old, when you’re the President Elect.
But a girl’s gotta do whatever it takes to earn Saul Tigh’s respect.
Hope we get to Earth real soon …
Sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your shame,
And they’re always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see, the Sixes aren’t all the same,
You wanna be where everybody knows your shame.
Everyone knows the Cylons blow, so let’s not waste time with blame.
You wanna go where everybody knows your shame.