Best Girl Fight Ever (NSFW)
You know, because my last post wasn’t quite sexist enough …
Thanks to Matt P for sending this one my way!
You know, because my last post wasn’t quite sexist enough …
Thanks to Matt P for sending this one my way!
Here’s a cool animated version of an awesome t-shirt by Travis Pitts …
via The Daily What via Threadless via Zom-Bot
I repeat, NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!! Also, probably not safe for homophobes. But very funny.
via Topless Robot
Check out this faux trailer for a Saturday morning Watchmen cartoon. (“WATCH THIS MOVIE!”)
I find this especially funny in light of how odd it is that DC has created Watchmen action figures. For a great take on this, read Scott Brown’s article about how confusing this is for kids. “These new angsty comics flicks aren’t for kids, so why are the toys they spawn? I mean, what could the savage 10-year-old me do to a Rorschach figurine that the beautiful lunatic hasn’t already done to himself?”
Consider this bit of Japanese sci-fi/action “so bad it’s good” cinematic hilarity an early Valentine’s Day gift for my wife, who would drop me for Paul Rudd in a heartbeat …
Read more about this odd treat over at Topless Robot.
But who knew a cabinet had one? If this was in my cubicle, I’d never get any work done …
via Jeremy via Topless Robot
Here’s another piece of genius from Joel Watson over at HijiNKS Ensue. This will mainly be funny to the Firefly fans out there, and all the moreso to those who love Calvin & Hobbes …
via Whedonesque
Submitted for your approval, a condensed 10-minute version of the Christmas classic, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Happy Holidays to one and all!!!
As kids grow more savvy every year, it becomes increasingly more difficult to keep them believing in Santa Claus for very long. Why? Because it’s all based on magic, and enjoyment of Harry Potter aside, kids simply have a hard time putting their faith in magic these days. But the writers at io9.com have a solution. Try replacing magic with science fiction …
Five Sci-Fi Rebirths For Santa Claus
It’s an inspired idea really. Santa Claus becomes much more plausible, and even a bit cooler, when you attribute all of his Christmas “miracles” to awesome abilities like Teleportation, Cloning, Superpowers, and Nanotechnology. But my favorite of the five is the notion that he uses Time Travel. After all, why deliver all those gifts on Christmas Eve when you can deliver them year round instead, and simply time travel to Christmas Eve? Brilliant! Although the idea that Rudloph’s red nose gives him the ability to teleport might just be a close second.
via io9.com